I don’t think any adventuring is truly comfortable (it wouldn’t be much of an adventure, just a vacation), but if I think about the characters we play in our games, and the way we often just gloss over some of that travel, it gives me pause.
Hours upon hours of trudging along roads, paths, or through dense forest growth just to get to your intended destination. Sure, you’ve got your companions, but how much time do you want to spend chatting when you have more weight piled on your back than most normal people can carry, you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, and you can’t remember the last time you had a hot bath? No, that low-level bard with his off-key merry songs of adventure is driving you mad, and you wish you could reach something in that monstrosity of pack for to gag him with right now.
By the end of the day your legs are weary, your feet are cold and your shoulders ache. You can’t light a fire for fear the nearby army of orcs will be drawn to it, or because everything is too wet, so you curl up in that bedroll you’ve been carrying all day thinking about how you get to do it again tomorrow.
Ah, the joy.
Wouldn’t the dreary days, the long hikes and the cold nights be made just a little bit better with a warm bottle of mulled wine? Or a warm cup of milk before bed? No fire required. The ever-warm bottle is just one of many adventuring hacks found in The Household Magic Catalog by Flaming Crab Games.
While this product was made with the intention of the items being used at home (and by the gods there are some amazing products in this strange and out-of-this-world catalog), there are some items no adventurer should be without.
Why struggle with a rope when there’s a shrinkable ladder? Creative thinkers could use it to climb up, or to walk across. Presto! The extendo-ladder is a ladder and a bridge you can carry with you (hey, that bag was already weighing you down, what’s a bit more?).
That fresh food starting to spoil? Freshen it up. Yep – there’s a spell for that in here. Or just start your day with a healthy, filling breakfast – served while you lie in your bedroll (bonus: it cures any poison and keeps you nourished all day!).
Too much to carry? Purchase a wagon. Sure, you’ll still have to push it through difficult terrain, but it will move itself, and your gear, along the even ground with nothing more than a command word.
Yes, I am shamelessly promoting this product because I was one of the contributors, but I do think, like most of the Letters, this is a great product to have; it may be my favorite of the Letters to date as its alternate fantastical 1940’s vibe makes it so much fun to read, and it is full of amazing products that lead to great gaming ideas (two words: Room Baa).
If you are looking for new magical items, love old catalogs, need a bit of weird wacky inspiration, or want to make your time adventuring just a little more comfortable, grab your copy from DriveThruRPG today.